Who’s Next?
David Brown / Gene Dunford
There is no one else involved
Once again the tale was told
We all knew as time evolved
It was a dummy we were sold
You wouldn’t know anything was wrong
They hadn’t been married long
Big ceremony - cost a bomb
They seemed to give it up for a song
Peter to Rita leaving Kate
Kate to Jake leaving Eve
Eve to Steve leaving Anne
Anne to Stan leaving Gill an ex
Gill to Phil leaving Lynne
Lynne to Tim leaving Jen
Jen to Ken to Ben to Glenn
Leaving me wondering who’s next?
Take a look at this photo
Taken not so long ago
Eight couples smiling in a row
Six down only two to go
Every other week a drama
Stuff you wouldn’t tell your Grandma
Another couple getting in a lather
Trying on another’s pajamas
I feel the threat with fear and dread
It don’t end good in books I’ve read
I’d rather stick with you instead
Turn off the phone and let’s stay in bed
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